me:	aw man knowing my age was my pants size was helping me
me:	now i'll never remember when i turn old
C:	1+pants
C:	2+pants
C:	3+pants
C:	easy
C:	unless your pants change.
me:	i should get fatter to match my age?
me:	no. bad idea.
C:	what happens by the time you're in your 50s?
me:	obese city
C:	"world's biggest asian"

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#pants  #aging