| me: | sometimes when i type to you, i wonder if you think i'm retarded |
| C: | lol the mark of a true friendship |
| me: | aw man knowing my age was my pants size was helping me |
| me: | now i'll never remember when i turn old |
| C: | 1+pants |
| C: | 2+pants |
| C: | 3+pants |
| C: | easy |
| C: | unless your pants change. |
| me: | i should get fatter to match my age? |
| me: | no. bad idea. |
| C: | what happens by the time you're in your 50s? |
| me: | obese city |
| C: | "world's biggest asian" |
from Blueprints for Building Better Girls “Out of the Blue and into the Black” by Elissa Schappell. lovely collection of short stories.
this paragraph made me laugh. i’m somewhat from MN and did a stint in VA (quasi-south) and i sometimes do feel too smiley for the east coast.
the past few weeks i kept thinking about how amazing 2011 was and fearing 2012 wouldn’t live up to it. but after hanging out with my nearest & dearest friends and some thought, i realize i should stop fearing and decide to make 2012 even better than 2011, somehow. ok? ok. let’s do this.